August 2024 – Always Be Closing
Cynthia Edgeworth
You’re not going to believe Colonnade’s latest deal.
Samantha Moneylady-Harboil
Playing Group of Gladiatorslol. what?
I just sold all of Dewey. No shit!
Playing Group of GladiatorsOK, I need more.
So this Pan O exec was running his mouth, saying he wanted to buy all of Huey. He got burnt by O-12 parking enforcement.
Seemed like a good opportunity. I told him I was looking into that for him, but I already had an empty planetoid in the cluster for sale. Completely unpopulated, no commercial mining value, dozens of geological surveys from a few years back show it’s ideal for tunneling.
Playing Group of GladiatorsThat’s like, 66% true. Good pitch.
He’s a bit of an impulse buyer. It’s fine. He signed the deal, the funds are in escrow.
Holy shit, AMAZING. What do you need from me?
Soon as you can produce title documents for Dewey, I can transfer the funds.
Not a problem. I’m sure we can find something like that. What’s their plan for Dewey?
He says they’re building a Laser TAG theme park. Not sure if that means real TAGs, real lasers, or what. I didn’t ask too many questions.
See, this is why I love you. You’re the best!
Wait ‘til I’m over there and tell me again.
You better make sure your lawyer’s prepped, I’m sure they’re gonna be pissed once they land their surveying team.
Buyer beware! We didn’t have time to conduct another survey before closing the deal. Not my fault! Always be closing baby!
ABC!
Let’s gooo!
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